Or: That's another fine landslide you've gotten us into SE Trains
Or: Pass the sickbag, oh you haven't got those either!
OR; even -as per the song: 'We're caught in a landslide, no escape from reality, We're just poor passengers, will you let us go oh? No, we haven't got a ramp, No ,we' only got a spade.'..
SE Train Passengers subjected to 3 hours plus- stuck in a landslide between Maidstone East and Bearsted last evening (Fri 26th Feb)
I arrived at Maidstone East to catch the 17.57 to Ashford, after a seminar at Police HQ earlier, Train a few mins late, but got on. The told by guard slight delay as there may be a 'small' landslide near Bearsted, waiting for the ok to go. (About 60 in rear 4 coaches- 20 plus in front two)
1805: We're underway, truddling through the tunnels and down the line until... Grind to a halt. Oh dear we've hit something- too dark to see properly. Guard; We're just seeing if we can get past. A lurch forward, lotts of large sparks, lat again. Well and truly stuck !
1825: We have snt for an engineer to assess whether we can get going. He's just left.... Paddock Wood ! Half an hours wait.
1900: He's arrived, and has ... a big torch ! (We're tyring to be light hearted about it, in front of four coaches- two coaches ahead of that bujt no through passage) He's 'assessing the situ'....
1915: Up line train passes. People trying to keep families etc aware on their mobiles...
1930ish. Oh they need to cut away a bit of chicken wire, by the way the previous train has lurched to a halt at Lenham having ripped up the fence before hand- down line thus blocked. (Oh joy). There's a pregnant women in front 2 coaches, needing water- none available.
1945: We're sending another train from Ashford to detrain us across to it- probably back to Maidstone east- apparently behind trains diverted or pax sent over to Maidstone West to go to Paddock Wood etc...
1955: Guard, **who's doing her level best it has to be said**, regains mobile signal but says,they are looking for the passenger ramp to get people across- currently cannot find it ! (One pax says- probably somewhere in the West Country)
2005: Nothing new, we're trying to be upbeat, a few jokes etc, but the mood in the rear 3 carraiges apparently rather 'ugly'. One pax says, i've got a doughnut somewhere ) We're all getting rather hungry ...and thirsty too)
2010: Oh there's some more workmen coming to dig us out.
2015: Up line train passes. Anyway, know how to contact International Rescue ?
2020: Powers off altogether, we're in the dark and it's getting cold in here anyway.( Snatch the doughnut quick says someone - one thin slice for about sixty people in the rear 4 coaches!)
2030Ish: let there be a light, they've arrived. Er ..with an arc light, a few torches and some large wire cutters. Off the 3 dig, apparently there's more of the er.. 7 dwarves - or 'hundreds of them' says the guard-by the front 2 coaches digging. (Community singing anyone ??)
2050: we're watching them, dig ,cut and a bit of chain sawing (but only a bit) There're looking up at the landslide- will more come down?- mud loos pretty sodden...
2100 etc: More digging- can train get past?
2115: Up train passes.
2120: Power-on again- we love, then stop then move again, Crawl into Bearsted. Pax from London etc detrain. What about the rest of us? (We're waiting for the signalman to say -signals green anyway though)
2125 - Everybody off- on to coaches awaiting; no sign of course of any refreshments; then clambering over the bridge- i'm damn tired already ... Pile onto coaches. First one goes- full. i'm on second one with a few others. TRain departs. Coach driver says the trains been sent empty to Ashford so the line must have been cleared earlier ! (Coach driver says they've been mucked about anyway) .
2200: Arrive Ashford Intl: No staff to meet us. We are left to fend for ourselves as they hide in their cubby-holes, half hour on freezing platform (s) for trains to Folkestone, Hastings- one pax needed Eastbourne!- Canterbury about 2220.
2300: Arrive home- 5 hours after leaving Maidstoine East ( cold ,tired hungry, thirsty and 'rather' angry'.
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Why was this train let through in the first place ?
Why were SE Trains reliyng on the driver alone, with a lot of pax onboard, to assess the situation. (Fingers crossed it could get though?)
Why did an engineer, and later team, have to come from Paddock Wood to assess situ?
Why couldn't they find the passenger transfer ramp? (Where is it anyway?)
Why, no refreshments offered at Bearsted,
Why, was train allowed to go to Ashford, while we had to go by coach ?
Why no one at Ashford to assist with onward travel ?
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(OBVIOUS ANSWER: to all of the above... Oh it'll cost us money, it's not efficient or cost-effective et al, so you lot will have to make do with feeble excuses, unmeant apologies, loads a PR and spin, cold, tired etc, while we laugh all the way to the bank...)
Sat: Still tired, but i'm going to watch Himalyan Steam Railways on BBC 4 tonight- they, at least know what they're doing....!
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